1 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:11,474 Keep all transatlantic channels open for Mr. Solo, please. 2 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,049 What is it, Mr. Farrell? 3 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:22,022 When you do reach Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin, sir... 4 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,590 ...I think it would be good policy to remind them... 5 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,318 ...that although they have unlimited expense accounts... 6 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:31,192 ...Budget Control feels this present mission is getting completely out of hand. 7 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:32,855 Oh, really? 8 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:37,061 So far, my department has vouchers for clothes replacement... 9 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:39,502 ...airline travel to and from the United States... 10 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:41,835 ...and all over the Mediterranean... 11 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:44,911 ...a company car, completely demolished in a rock quarry. 12 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:48,014 And now a company helicopter from our Athens office... 13 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:51,151 ...is presumably lost or missing on a Greek island. 14 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:55,187 I'll speak to Mr. Solo about it as soon as I hear from him. 15 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:59,224 Thank you, sir. We have to hold the line somewhere. 16 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,554 Yes, don't we? 17 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:10,969 In my own grandiose way, I have broken every moral commandment. 18 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:14,267 Except number seven, which you interrupted... 19 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:18,811 ...but that will be executed in fairly short order. 20 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:24,316 And number six, "thou shalt not kill." 21 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:28,147 Anyone we know? 22 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:32,783 Possibly. I'll kill him myself and walk away a free man. 23 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,088 It's all a part of my master plan. 24 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:38,596 From that moment on, I will be Alexander the Greater. 25 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,097 No one will stop me. 26 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,965 - What are you going to do about Tracey? - Tie them together. 27 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:49,867 Mr. Kavon-- My Aristotle, if you like. --and I are on our way to Washington. 28 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,033 Goodbye. 29 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:55,945 And you know how awkward it is to get space without a reservation. 30 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,482 Lower the scimitar. 31 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,551 [PARVIZ CHUCKLING] 32 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:18,165 I'm going show you the heritage of the ancient cultures of the Mediterranean. 33 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:23,771 Well, I tell you, I really wouldn't wanna inconvenience you here. 34 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,236 Beautiful, is it not? 35 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,917 It's razor-sharp, of course. 36 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,317 It's a new steel process. 37 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:39,824 I get 15 to 20 times more use out of each one of these blades. 38 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,599 Operates on the principle of the lowering pendulum. 39 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:51,467 Each swing lowers a few inches, until eventually.... 40 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:59,105 Of course, there are some people who might say... 41 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,441 ...this is torturous. 42 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:06,952 Well, I tell you, I really never listen to what people say. 43 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,180 PARVIZ: Now, Mr. Solo... 44 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:14,892 ...just the same, I shall relieve your anxiety. 45 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,793 Lower the rope of Pericles. 46 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:32,372 This is a little something we use for those who commit sacrilege in our tombs. 47 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,577 Raise them. 48 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:39,582 - Faster, faster. TRACEY: Ah! 49 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,982 Tie it off. 50 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,527 You see, the candle will burn through the rope. 51 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,635 But that is not all. 52 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,637 [TRACEY SCREAMS] 53 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:10,049 PARVIZ: Bottomless, of course, Mr. Solo. 54 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,320 [PARVIZ CHUCKLES] 55 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,015 Come. 56 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,929 It's no use. 57 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:41,074 - Now what are we gonna do? - Well.... 58 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,109 Uh.... 59 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,579 The best we can. 60 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:03,168 TRACEY: The rope. - What are you going to do? 61 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,567 Aim very carefully. 62 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,348 [CREAKING] 63 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,937 You hung up? Huh? 64 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:31,980 So Mr. Alexander is going to kill someone. 65 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,221 But who? 66 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,386 When? 67 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:42,659 He still has the BG30 will gas. Puts us in a very vulnerable position. 68 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:46,034 All we know is that he said he was gonna take a flight to Washington. 69 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:49,267 Our Washington intelligence survey has only been able to uncover... 70 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:53,345 ...the name of a health salon for men and women called The Grecian Urn. 71 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:56,813 It's owned by AX Enterprises Incorporated, which in turn is owned... 72 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,784 ...by Alexander Incorporated, which in turn, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 73 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:04,254 Well, you'll have to start there, I suppose. 74 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:08,890 Well, Mr. Alexander gives us very little to go on. 75 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,190 Now, where is this Mrs. Alexander? 76 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,793 SOLO: She's in my office now. I had her brought in for a security interview. 77 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:20,703 I doubt if she knows much more than we do about Alexander, though. 78 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:24,777 Well, I suppose I must talk to her just the same. 79 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:29,377 The most direct course would be to force his hand. 80 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:33,385 If we can get his wife to show herself.... 81 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,182 No, that's out of the question. 82 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,825 Much too dangerous. 83 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,393 We can hardly expect her to do that. 84 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:44,395 I think you'll find her unusually cooperative. 85 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:48,167 All right, Arnold. I'll stop by and pick them up in the morning. 86 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,395 Thank you. Goodbye. 87 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,802 My lawyer. I'm getting a fresh change of settlement papers. 88 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:58,537 - Hello, you must be Mr. Waverly. - How do you do, Mrs. Alexander? 89 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,510 We want to discuss with you-- 90 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:04,344 I feel so much more secure now that I've met you. 91 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:06,577 Oh, thank you. 92 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:10,417 I wondered if I might speak to you for a moment. Privately. 93 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,957 Yes, if you like. 94 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,594 Gentlemen. 95 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:19,290 Yes. We'll be outside in case you need us. 96 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,436 - Thank you. TRACEY: Um.... 97 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,834 Now, I don't know how much they might have told you about me... 98 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:30,774 ...but I'd like to talk to you for a moment. 99 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,674 Uh.... 100 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,374 It's about my million dollars. 101 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,643 Mr. Solo told me you were trying to get a divorce... 102 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,845 ...and property settlement from Alexander. 103 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,554 I'd like to join forces with you. 104 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:49,389 Now, I have an idea how I can help us all catch up with Alexander. 105 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,891 Oh, yes? 106 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:55,362 I could expose myself. 107 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:59,131 You'd be following me, of course. We'd force his hand. 108 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:14,382 ALEXANDER: And my peaches are the best you've ever tasted. 109 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,719 I like this farm. It harmonizes with the pastoral side of my nature. 110 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,124 I raise organic health foods here. 111 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:26,892 If I may ask, Mr. Alexander, when do you plan to hold the assassination? 112 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,535 Tonight. 113 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,068 I have arranged for your Washington embassy... 114 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:35,800 ...to hold a special party for your nation's president. 115 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:41,414 I will be there to make a goodwill speech. I will kill him immediately after my remarks. 116 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,582 With the president dead, the loyalist democratic forces should collapse. 117 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,414 Our opposition will be scattered. 118 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,887 It should be simple enough to stage a coup. 119 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:54,653 And what about Prince Phanong, Mr. Alexander? 120 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,764 I've already taken care of that. I'm very close to his wife. 121 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,230 [LAUGHING] 122 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:05,862 I must admit that your plan has an almost Oriental subtlety. 123 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:10,272 The Washington embassy is technically part of our country... 124 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,843 ...not the United States. 125 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:15,539 So our new administration will hail you as a hero. 126 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:18,241 A very nice arrangement. 127 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,754 This is the BG30 will gas. 128 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,325 Its use will chemically disable your opposition's will to win. 129 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,122 BON PHOUMA: Thank you. 130 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,493 MAN-PHANG: Our country's indebted to you for all you have done. 131 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,361 We'll look forward to hear from you. 132 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,799 Thank you, General Man-Phang. General Bon Phouma. 133 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,065 - Thank you. - Have a pleasant, pleasant voyage. 134 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:56,113 - I did not know they were here. - Well, I didn't wanna bother you. 135 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,849 If you'll excuse me, I have an engagement in Washington. 136 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,585 Yes, I'll get my traveling crutch and be right with you. 137 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:05,095 I'd like to have you come, but I'm afraid it's a rather personal matter. 138 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,325 KAVON: Of course, if that's the way you want it. 139 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,828 Can you rely on these men? 140 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,032 Oh, yes, they're reliable. But they're second-rate intellects. 141 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:19,339 I shouldn't have any trouble using their country as my personal power base. 142 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,005 From there, I can subvert all of Asia. 143 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:27,211 Where the devil did I put the keys to my sports car? 144 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:32,018 - Is our plan working well, Alexander? - Perfectly. 145 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,321 I will conquer the world in no time at all. 146 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:39,557 Along the way, I will break each of the moral commandments. 147 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:42,600 - That's not bad for a beginner. - No. 148 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,897 You were always a good student. 149 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,564 Well, I owe everything to you. 150 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,574 I wouldn't want you to think I'd forgotten that. 151 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,811 I found this on my bed stand. 152 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,814 Oh, really? 153 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,149 What is it? 154 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,517 An advertisement. 155 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,559 Some place in Arizona called Retirement City. 156 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:11,464 A place where they keep old people. 157 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,429 Here they are. 158 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,126 Well, it must have come for you in the mail. 159 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,830 I've heard of the place. I understand it's very nice. 160 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:25,377 Well, I have to change if I'm going to beat the Washington noontime traffic. 161 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,383 NICOLE: It's almost 1:30. 162 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,721 I know. 163 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,092 NICOLE: But my husband will be home at any moment. 164 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,226 I know. 165 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,130 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 166 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,861 [FOOTSTEPS] 167 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,506 He's very punctual, isn't he? 168 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,790 What are you doing here? 169 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,821 I just stopped off to pay my respects to your wife. 170 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,135 I will kill you. 171 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,364 No, you won't. You're not suited for it. 172 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:30,134 Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you're not prince enough to keep your wife. 173 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,779 What are you trying to do to me? 174 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,176 ALEXANDER: I'm buying you off. 175 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:40,010 I'm guaranteeing that you will support the junta... 176 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,418 ...that will overthrow your new government. 177 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:51,454 Don't worry. This is my last visit. 178 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,529 Ahh! 179 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,902 We'll cover you from here. 180 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,334 They'll have someone follow you once you come out. 181 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,098 We will have to keep our distance. 182 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,674 In there, you'll have to make your story convincing. 183 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,335 You might even have to appear a little critical of us. 184 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,380 Well, it'll be difficult, but I'll try. 185 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:47,377 - Well, what if they won't let me come out? - Then we'll come in. 186 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,749 You sure you'll be all right? 187 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,982 I'll be fine. 188 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,998 Good afternoon. May I help you? 189 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:04,126 - I'd like to see Mr. Alexander, please. - Mr. Alexander. 190 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:09,139 I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that we have no Mr. Alexander here. 191 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,670 [BUZZING] 192 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,845 RECEPTIONIST: You must have the wrong address. 193 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:19,611 Well, wherever he is, just tell him that Mrs. Alexander would like to see him. 194 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,015 That's me. 195 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:29,092 Mr. Arnold, Mr. Prince and Mr. Bruce are available. 196 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,663 You may inform him that I have some very valuable... 197 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,630 ...and very expensive information for him. 198 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,970 [PHONE RINGS] 199 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,603 Yes, sir. 200 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,269 The girls will show you to Room A. 201 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,884 That won't be necessary. Just see that Alexander gets my message. 202 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,545 If anyone wants me, I'll be in Room A. 203 00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:00,690 - Can Mr. Alexander be reached? RECEPTIONIST: Not at the moment. 204 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,693 - You try to locate him. - Yes, sir. 205 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:10,166 Now, I'm going to step out of my office for a few moments. 206 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,534 You hold all my calls, please. 207 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,482 [TRACEY YELPS] 208 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,918 [MUFFLED GRUNTING] 209 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,184 What are you doing to her? 210 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,090 I did not say, "Give her a beauty treatment." 211 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:41,894 - I thought you were trying to torture me. - You, out, out, out! Leave us alone, out! 212 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:46,972 Well, I can't say it's nice to see you again. Could you hand me my clothes, please? 213 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,602 How did you get out of your tomb? 214 00:16:56,449 --> 00:17:00,580 Well, you see, there was this lamp. And we rubbed it three times. 215 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:05,190 What do you want with Mr. Alexander? What information do you have? 216 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,123 I'll tell Alexander when I see him. 217 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:09,518 Ow! 218 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:13,393 - Now, would you please turn around? - Are you working for the U.N.C.L.E.? 219 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:19,198 The U.N.C.L...? Oh, U.N.C.L.E. No, there's no profit in that. 220 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,831 All I wanna do is make a trade. Would you turn around, please? 221 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,236 You're so nasty. 222 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:31,042 I'll tell him what they know about his plans here in Washington... 223 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,119 ...and all he has to do is give me my settlement. 224 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,519 How do I know I can trust you? 225 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:41,389 Well, that's just one of the chances you have to take in the espionage business. 226 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,326 Have you heard from Mr. Alexander? 227 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,232 Not yet? 228 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,734 Have them bring my car around the front, please. 229 00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:00,343 - Excuse me-- - Mr. Ingo is in charge of the men's division. 230 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:04,041 - He'll be right with you. - Well, actually, I was looking for.... 231 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,246 I am Ingo. 232 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,083 Of course. 233 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,296 I know what your problem is. 234 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,954 Is it that easy to tell? 235 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,726 Yes. Inactivity. 236 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:27,033 All businessmen today suffer from inactivity. I'll show you. 237 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:31,439 I'm going to put you on a program of vigorous exercise... 238 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:36,072 ...and give you a diet of high-vitality organic health food. 239 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:41,346 I sell some of the best organic health food as a service to my customers. 240 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,887 We must purify your system. 241 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:48,585 Your blood has been poisoned by impurities. I'll get a chart. 242 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,941 [DOOR OPENS] 243 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,307 SOLO: I'll take it from here. 244 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,710 - All right. Now, just relax and don't-- TRACEY: Ah! 245 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:14,910 [GLASS BREAKS] 246 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,522 Ah, Mr. Solo. 247 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:27,265 Ingo. Give him the complete workout. 248 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:41,881 Condition red. Give everyone the afternoon off. 249 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,958 Napoleon, they just boarded a limousine. 250 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,300 I'm going to be busy for a while. You go ahead. 251 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,994 All right, I'll check back with you later. 252 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,184 [GRUNTING] 253 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,654 [INGO GRUNTING] 254 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,392 Please. 255 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,597 What is she doing here? She's supposed to be dead. 256 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:17,593 A wife's place is by her husband. Thanks for your concern just the same. 257 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:18,999 What is she doing here? 258 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,972 She said that she had information that U.N.C.L.E. knows of all your plans. 259 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,839 What information do you have? 260 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,176 It'll cost you a million dollars. 261 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:56,935 My personal check on the Swiss account. 262 00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,011 Now, what do you know? 263 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:04,806 Oh, that. Well, ahem, I, uh.... 264 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,107 I, uh.... 265 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:11,087 I know that U.N.C.L.E. is very upset about what you've been doing. 266 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:14,054 And you're gonna get in a lot of trouble if you don't stop. 267 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:19,392 And if I were you, I'd stop people-- Putting people in tombs and.... 268 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:24,603 When are you ever going to learn that money isn't everything? 269 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,801 How do you know she wasn't followed by an agent? 270 00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:32,035 She was followed by Solo, but Ingo is taking very good care of him. 271 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,579 How do you know she wasn't followed by more than one U.N.C.L.E. agent? 272 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,809 - I don't know, but you see-- - Parviz, I'm very disappointed in you. 273 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,681 - Yes. - How did you get out of that tomb? 274 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,411 [BUZZES] 275 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,422 - Yes, sir? - Security check. 276 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:48,420 Yes, sir. 277 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,795 Unauthorized personnel coming across the field. 278 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,960 - Well, bring him in. - Yes, sir. 279 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,270 [ENGINE STARTS] 280 00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,801 Security conditions red. 281 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,969 [ALARM RINGING] 282 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,558 Hi there. 283 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:53,606 Coffee, tea or milk? 284 00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:13,591 Just how much did your organization know of my plans, Mr. Kuryakin? 285 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,597 We know enough to stop you. 286 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:18,499 My advice to you is to quit while you're ahead. 287 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,303 Words to live by. 288 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,465 They don't know anything. Just enough to waste my valuable time. 289 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,873 Why haven't I heard from Ingo? 290 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,377 [PHONE RINGS] 291 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,554 - Hello. ALEXANDER: Ingo. 292 00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:40,752 No, Ingo can't come to the phone, Alexander. 293 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:44,521 Mr. Solo, I have something for you to think about. 294 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:48,497 Here with me, I have both Mr. Kuryakin and my former wife. 295 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,364 I hope you're having a good time. Perhaps I could join you. 296 00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:55,633 Your organization had better not interfere with my plans, or I'll kill them both. 297 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:59,608 That won't help you, Alexander. May I remind you--? 298 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:08,120 I doubt if that will help very much, but it will keep you alive a little longer. 299 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,756 I may need you later for bargaining power. 300 00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:12,983 Call Gamar Hosseine. 301 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:17,922 Go upstairs and prepare yourself. You're going to a reception with me tonight. 302 00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:20,622 - What kind of reception? - Never mind, just go upstairs. 303 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:22,324 Your gown will be sent up to you. 304 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:26,165 And just exactly what am I expected to do at this reception? 305 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:29,172 - Just stay as beautiful as you are. - Well, thank you. 306 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:33,039 And if I go with you, will you promise not to have him killed? 307 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,875 ALEXANDER: Oh, yes, yes, I'm sure you wouldn't want me to do that. 308 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,744 Well, that's very thoughtful of you. 309 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:41,614 - And if I don't go, you will kill him? - Yes, don't leave yourself out. 310 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:46,054 Oh, well, in that case, I can't think of when I've had a more tempting offer. 311 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,091 You take her upstairs. Don't lose her. 312 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:51,992 PARVIZ: Yes, Mr. Alexander. - I'll be along later. 313 00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:56,163 Mr. Kavon, I have a surprise for you, a gift. 314 00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:04,408 Yes. I should do some work on my experiments. 315 00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,406 What sort of experiments? 316 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:10,208 Oh, something that will take your mind off of all this unpleasantness. 317 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,713 What sort of experiments? 318 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:17,016 Come, I will show you. 319 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:37,101 Uh-huh. 320 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:56,994 I wanna go to Alexandria, Virginia. Do you know how far that is? 321 00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:16,613 [HANDLE JIGGLES] 322 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,179 Hey, listen. Turn around and look at me. 323 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,752 [KAVON HUMMING] 324 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:37,958 Have you ever heard of a brotherhood... 325 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:41,664 ...called the Sons of Medea, Mr. Kuryakin? 326 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:43,631 I've read about it. 327 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:45,971 It's an obscure Greek brotherhood of fanatics. 328 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:48,847 Also known as the Cult of the Death Wish. 329 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,846 Ah, you have heard of us. 330 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:54,816 I thought the Sons of Medea was an ancient order, long extinct. 331 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,481 Well, you know how it is with cults. 332 00:30:57,656 --> 00:31:01,752 I am the only active member left. 333 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:06,365 In my research, I discovered that a long time ago... 334 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:10,093 ...members of my society... 335 00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:13,864 ...perfected a process of mummification... 336 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:17,669 ...that was far better than the Egyptian method. 337 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:20,711 - Mu-- Mummification? - Mummification. 338 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,008 I have been trying to duplicate this process. 339 00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:29,450 I've been working at it a very long time in my odd moments. 340 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:35,925 And I think I-- Think I am about to get onto it. 341 00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:39,561 Mmm. Smells good. 342 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:45,199 I have a pet theory, Mr. Kuryakin. 343 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,669 The way to make a good mummy... 344 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:51,003 ...is to start the treatment while the subject is still alive. 345 00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:54,612 Well, that's one theory. 346 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:59,483 Well, it's problematical. I've never had an opportunity before... 347 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:01,847 ...until now. 348 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:05,218 Now, it will take a few minutes... 349 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:08,417 ...for the solution to soak through to the pores. 350 00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:09,854 [WINCES] 351 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:13,861 - Hot? - Yes, thank you. 352 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:19,938 Hm. Well, it will cool very quickly. Please be patient. 353 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:26,434 I don't wanna seem ungrateful, but whose style is this? 354 00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:30,740 - It's my design. - Yes, isn't it? 355 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,575 The trick is not to inhale. 356 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,946 What are you thinking about? 357 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:13,591 - Nothing melodramatic, I hope. - I wouldn't dream of it. 358 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:24,360 - Let's go. - Um.... 359 00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:27,370 - Let's wait a while. - Why? 360 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,269 My hair. 361 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:34,010 - What's wrong with your hair? - Oh, I don't know. It's just not right. 362 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:36,808 You recall how vain I am. 363 00:33:36,982 --> 00:33:39,816 I'll be in the powder room. Just be a minute. 364 00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:43,251 KAVON: All of that mud in your hair. 365 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:47,791 - I should have washed it first. ILLYA: Mm-hm. 366 00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:53,765 I must say I don't know what to do about Alexander. 367 00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:57,528 He used to listen to my counsel... 368 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,331 ...and now he has changed. 369 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:04,237 He feels he's outgrown his need for me. 370 00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:06,844 And now for the final step. 371 00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:11,473 I must add some more Tanis leaves. 372 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,184 It's very good for the facial tissue. 373 00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:45,381 You wouldn't strike an old man, would you, Mr. Solo? 374 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:19,115 You have no respect for science, Mr. Solo. 375 00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:34,525 [SOLO GRUNTS] 376 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,793 Well, he'll be out for a while. 377 00:35:39,004 --> 00:35:40,802 [ILLYA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 378 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,573 What's that? 379 00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:56,783 Well, I suppose I'll just have to find myself a new tailor. 380 00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:59,487 Mr. Alexander, your limousine is waiting outside. 381 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:02,856 - Good, I'll be out in a moment. - Where is Mr. Solo? 382 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,361 Mr. Solo hasn't been delivered yet. 383 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:11,162 Gamar's taxicab is waiting outside also. I assumed you had Mr. Solo here with you. 384 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:22,309 All right, she's in the powder room. Bring her in here. 385 00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:32,186 Security alert. Solo is on the farm somewhere. 386 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:38,886 - Stalling for time, weren't you? - I'm just thorough, that's-- Ow! 387 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:44,433 Call the barn and tell them to have the plane ready for take-off... 388 00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:46,161 ...the minute I return. 389 00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:47,999 Yes. 390 00:36:48,173 --> 00:36:49,402 [ALARM RINGING] 391 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,406 That's the alarm system. 392 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:55,069 - Where's Tracey? - Upstairs with Alexander. 393 00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:08,183 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 394 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,997 He's taking Tracey with him. 395 00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:31,146 [TIRES SCREECHING] 396 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:51,701 The embassy is at 24 Avenue F. Take the northern route to avoid traffic. 397 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:54,601 We're being followed. 398 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,299 It's Gamar's taxicab. 399 00:37:57,475 --> 00:38:00,035 It's probably Mr. Solo. 400 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:04,740 I doubt if he'll make any overt moves as long as we have our guest here with us. 401 00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:12,653 Code four. Clear channels two and three, Washington, D.C. 402 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:19,788 - Come in, please. - Kuryakin here, sir. 403 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:23,025 Napoleon and I are following Alexander's limousine. 404 00:38:23,201 --> 00:38:26,069 We're approaching the interchange heading for Washington, D.C. 405 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:29,639 - What is your precise destination? - We don't know yet. 406 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,300 I see. What do you suggest? 407 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:35,072 Alexander has a farm in Alexandria, Virginia... 408 00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,714 ...which he uses as a base. 409 00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:39,544 You should send some men down there and seal it off. 410 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:58,393 I hope Mr. Solo enjoys his drive. 411 00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:03,770 The embassy's a couple of blocks this way, and it's a lovely night for a walk. 412 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,286 [MUFFLED GUNSHOTS] 413 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:24,019 It's quite a party. 414 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,960 All right, I'll divert them. You cover me. 415 00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:29,890 ILLYA: Go. 416 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:55,219 Oh. Terribly sorry. Wrong car. 417 00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:03,027 MAN: Get your rice ready. Here they come. 418 00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:05,534 [CROWD CHATTERING] 419 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:12,168 MAN: Where are you going for your honeymoon? We'll see you there. 420 00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:31,454 MAN: Happy honeymoon. Have a nice trip. 421 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:34,722 [BRIDE SCREAMS] 422 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:37,334 I knew it wouldn't last. 423 00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:40,804 NICOLE: Good evening. - Good evening. 424 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,770 Good evening. 425 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,934 - Where is the president? - He'll come in, in a moment. 426 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:49,342 His Excellency will be beside you on the platform. 427 00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:51,983 Good. How are you? 428 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,051 Only minor bruises. 429 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,224 I think we've been decoyed. 430 00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:09,458 Tracey left some directions. 431 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:12,536 "24 Avenue F." 432 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:15,173 Open channel D, please. 433 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:21,342 We're on our way now to 24 Avenue F. I think we'd better have the reinforcements. 434 00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:23,572 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 435 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:31,388 Ladies and gentlemen. 436 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:35,025 This is the sixth month of the new government... 437 00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:37,526 ...under President Sing-Mok. 438 00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:39,687 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 439 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,557 But I am here to do something far more important... 440 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,328 ...than honoring the president. 441 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:57,077 And so I've broken every law of morality-- Commandments, if you like. 442 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:59,274 --except one. 443 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:03,616 And when I do that, I shall surely be Alexander the Greater. 444 00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:07,850 - He's going to kill the president. - Number six, "thou shall not kill." 445 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,858 [CROWD SCREAMS] 446 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,759 [CROWD GASPS] 447 00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:20,032 ALEXANDER: Too late, Mr. Solo. 448 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:24,801 In just a moment, a cable will arrive at the embassy proclaiming a military takeover. 449 00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,070 I shall be hailed as their savior. 450 00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:29,106 [CROWD GASPS] 451 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,546 I don't think so, Mr. Alexander. 452 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:37,387 We arrested the last of the insurrectionists a short while ago. 453 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,691 Naturally, they implicated you. 454 00:42:42,827 --> 00:42:44,887 A new protective vest. 455 00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:48,156 Made by one of your own companies, I believe. 456 00:42:48,332 --> 00:42:52,133 A very fine craftsmanship. 457 00:42:52,336 --> 00:42:53,804 [CROWD GASPS] 458 00:42:53,971 --> 00:42:57,601 If you'll please excuse us. 459 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,492 [TIRES SCREECH] 460 00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,989 [TIRES SCREECH] 461 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,060 - Who's piloting that plane? - I don't know. 462 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:08,968 We thought we had all of Alexander's people. 463 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,535 [BOTH GRUNTING] 464 00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:08,196 Well, this has been one of those days. 465 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:14,304 Would you set the plane on course for the Caribbean? 466 00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:26,709 Thank you for your help, Mr. Kavon. 467 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,449 The truth is... 468 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,891 ...I saved you for selfish reasons. 469 00:46:35,926 --> 00:46:37,451 What are you talking about? 470 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:46,230 Do you really think that after all those years of sacrifice... 471 00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:48,464 ...and devotion... 472 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:52,636 ...and using my knowledge... 473 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:57,775 ...I would let you exist without me? 474 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:06,052 You old fool. 475 00:47:06,223 --> 00:47:11,628 You should be grateful for the privilege of sharing in my conquests. 476 00:47:11,796 --> 00:47:14,698 Put that thing down, or you'll fall and hurt yourself. 477 00:47:17,134 --> 00:47:18,693 Ah! 478 00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:32,977 And that was that. 479 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:36,985 - I'm happy to say. - I'm going to miss him. 480 00:47:37,154 --> 00:47:39,919 All in all, he gave me a pretty fast three years. 481 00:47:40,091 --> 00:47:45,462 Even if he was a liar and a thief and a murderer of sorts? 482 00:47:45,629 --> 00:47:48,189 He was never dull. 483 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,460 A gratuity. 484 00:47:50,634 --> 00:47:53,194 I'm going to miss you most of all. 485 00:47:57,641 --> 00:48:01,373 Now it's time for me to disappear. I hope you understand. 486 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:04,982 Oh, I understand. It's a habit of mine too. 487 00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:08,445 Hm. 488 00:48:09,787 --> 00:48:11,779 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 489 00:48:20,197 --> 00:48:22,666 I've just had confirmation that the BG30 will gas... 490 00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:25,325 ...has been returned to the Army. 491 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,665 It seems everything is in good order. 492 00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:32,165 TRACEY: That's a beautiful decoration. What did you get that for? 493 00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:35,144 Will Tracey get her money? 494 00:48:35,312 --> 00:48:37,474 Not for some time. 495 00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:42,076 Alexander's empire will be in litigation for years, I'm afraid. 496 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,687 Zebra? 497 00:48:43,888 --> 00:48:46,983 Sing-Mok is a single man, you know. 498 00:48:47,158 --> 00:48:50,560 Yes. Well, I think she'll do rather well. 499 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:59,002 Cheerio. 500 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,492 [ENGLISH SDH] 501 00:50:04,542 --> 00:50:09,092 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0